CD 1v1:Alpha
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Our trusty warrior gathered the goods of heroism. There was a great task before him, and he knew this. He picked up the mighty and horrifying Agonizer, the thickest, comfiest pillow around. He grabbed his trusty Punisher, the mightiest foam finger. Then the all powerful Obliterator, the most incredible frizbee the world the world has ever seen... it was crafted by three blind monks in the Netherlands, then blessed by the mystic dog whom sits on the corner and never speaks a word. Then there was his big metal Footrest, it is called a bazooka or something by other people.
Yes, he was ready for his fight. He is ready to take on... well that he was didn't know just yet.
So he decided to gain a sidekick.
He searched high and low for a sidekick then tripped on a pile of papers. Hmm... he thought, it was a rarity... this must be a sign, so he gathered all of his new sidekick and began to carry him back to the base.
On his way a group of three thugs approached our heroes.
“So, what do you got there cow dressed guy?” said the first thug.
“This is my sidekick Pileofpaper Boy, and my name is Cow Defender, see read my shirt.” said the man who's shirt said Cow Defender on it.
“We don't have time for that just give me all your money...” said the second thug.
“Money?” said the Cow Defender.
“Yeah, don't mess with us we aren't stupid...” said the thug who hadn't already spoken yet. He then preceded to remove the banana peel he had been smoking from his mouth, and rubbed it into Pileofpaper Boy, who quickly ignited.
The flame of fury spread to Cow Defender's eyes. He held the charred remains of the best sidekick he had ever had in my arms and looked up from the corpse, to the faces of his killers and screamed. “Pileofpaper Boy! I will avenge you!” He quickly drew his Agonizer and began poking the third thug guy.
The third thug, who was quite confused by the mode of attack, stared at the pillow which was prodding him...
“I see that the Agonizer has ceased your evil thoughts.” Cow Defender exclaimed.
“No, it is just that you are prodding me with a pillow and I wasn't quite expecting it.” said the thug.
“Right, like I'd believe that.” said CD.
The first and second thugs drew lead pipes and preceded to beat CD silly, the third thug stood and allowed the prodding with the Agonizer to continue.
As CD was on the verge of passing out, the Footrest fell from his shoulder. The thugs all looked down stunned and CD picked up his dropped Footrest, and the thugs began to back off... they then began to turn and run.
He drew his Obliterator, and flung it at the first thug. It dinked nicely off his head and fell to the ground. He continued to run.
“Yes, they were a good fight, but they couldn't compare to my might and they realized it. Good thing for them.” said CD as he blacked out.
CD woke up in the hospital, victorious. He looked into a small plastic thing with a trash bag in it and there, inside was some discarded paper.
“Pileofpaper Boy! You're alive!” shouted CD and there was much rejoicing.
“I thought I'd never see you again...”
-And so a dynamic duo is created.
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