Geez.
Moor Lee and Bret Koncak and they're both ready to fight me.
“No guys, it isn't what it looks like! The penguins made the snow.” I pleaded.
Moor Lee and Koncak advanced towards me.
“Bret! Come on, be reasonable.” I continued.
The tall, lanky figure stopped in his tracks. “I am not 'Bret,' I am the Kak Man! You will pay for your penguin desecration!” All 6'9” or so of Kak Man began to sprint at me. Moor Lee continued his slow lumbering advance.
I stood my ground, I didn't want to hit these people.
Then Kak Man rammed shoulder first into my wind pipe. I was sent reeling backwards and was dizzily spinning as I went. Kak Man used the opportunity to wind-up a punch. The punch was sent into my left eye. My head snapped right and I was going down.
“Cut it out!” I demanded. I began to push myself up, but Moor Lee stepped on my right hand with his left foot and my left hand with his right foot. He preceded to punch me in the back of my cranium. He then stepped back, crouched down, and exploded upward with an uppercut. My teeth were slammed with the brunt of the hit. I felt that some of them were loose.
I used my tongue to work them the rest of the way out. I stood again. Moor Lee was getting real close, looking me eye to eye.
“Give up CD?” he asked.
“Never.” I spat a tooth into his left eye, then his right.
Moor Lee screeched. “The roots! They're stuck in! Bret, help! I mean Kak Man, help!”
Kak Man then walked over to him and grabbed a hold of one of the teeth and began to lean back in order to pry it out. I tried heading for the zoo's entrance.
A scream rose from behind me.
Then I heard, “one more.”
I made it to the entrance, which was locked. “Curses.”
“Stop CD!” Kak Man yelled.
“No!” I rolled my tongue around in my mouth to figure out how many more teeth I had for spitting. Three. That will have to do. I began to turn, to re-enter the fight and then a huge sea lion slammed into me. I slammed into the ground, pinned beneath its weight.
“Ow.” That thing weighed at least 1000 lbs, after a series of barks it crawled off of me and I began to stand. I stared at Moor Lee and the Kak Man. “Alright, if you wanna play it like...” I started, then ran for the mammal section.
“Let's gettem'!” they said. Then they were chasing me.
I made it to the mammal section and hopped into a cage. I grabbed the first llama by the neck and hopped out of the cage, llama in hand. I ran around the first corner I came to and listened for foot steps. The llama looked at me funny.
They were coming! When I could tell the steps were just around the corner, I swung the llama. Moor Lee was clotheslined and went down. I looked down at him, into his eyes. They both had huge red marks in the whites. I released the llama.
“Tanx, llama!” Then I was after Kak.
“Come at me CD!” Kak roared from the herpitarium.
I did as he said. When I found myself in front of it...
-\|Cattle Stampede|/-
The earth shook with the might of hundreds of cows. The herpitarium started to collapse within moments. The cows were off.
I saw Kak Man removing huge rocks from his legs.
“You'll pay for this Cow Defender!” He charged at me.
“Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!” he shouted as he closed the distance. I took the opportunity to hock another tooth.
Pattoooie... The tooth rocketed into his mouth. It lodged onto his hangy ball thingy.
“Ack... coh... wahg...” sounded Kak Man. Gagging continued. He began to Heimlich himself, to no avail.
I got behind him and Heimliched him, the tooth flew out and drove through a nearby eagle like a bullet.
“Wow, thanks CD, you saved my life! How can I ever repay you?”
“Hmm....” I started. A shadow descended upon the zoo. A huge spaceship, bigger than my own., filled the sky above us.
A booming voice filled the air: “MY PLAN OF SETTING YOU AGAINST EACH OTHER HAS FAILED... BUT THE NEXT PART WILL NOT!!!”
“Diabolical,” I said. This could only mean one thing.