CD 2v1:the Search for Blur
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CD stood in his brand new garage, he didn't have a house quite yet so it was a special moment. He had the Blur, a powerful tricycle, and the Spud, his friend's McLaren F1.
The Jet was away getting a paint job.
CD walked out and looked down to his friend Pileofpaper Boy.
“What should we do now PB” said CD.
“..” said PB.
“Yeah, I can't think of anything either.” said CD.
Then a loud sound came from the garage.
“What was that PB?” said CD.
“..” said PB.
“I don't know either, let's check.” said CD and he returned to within the garage. (He had gotten it from a garage sale).
Cow Defender scanned his garage and it was completely empty. No Spud, no Blur, no nothing.
“Noooooooooo!!!! Blur!!!!!!!” shouted CD.
He ran outside and picked up his trusty sidekick and said “I will find out who did this.”
There was a light breeze and some of Pileofpaper Boy blew down the street. CD looked in the indicated direction and saw a man carrying a car away.
“Good work PB.” said CD. Then he ran to close the distance between him and the thieving fiend.
“Cease evil doer!” shouted CD from behind the big guy. The big guy sat the car down and turned to CD. This fellow towered above Cow Defender, at about 9'8”, compared to CD's 4'23”. He looked down upon CD, then he quickly grabbed him by the neck and lifted him into the air. CD lost his hold on his sidekick, and PB was dispersed into the air, fluttering about like a bunch of confetti.
“NOOOOOO!!!! Pileofpaper Boy, I will avenge you!!!!!!" screamed CD.
CD pulled out his Agonizer and began hitting the big guy in the face.
“Ouch!!!! The zipper!!!!” shouted the big guy.
“You deserve no mercy!” yelled CD. The beating continued, the big guy dropped CD. CD looked up at the big guy, and began hopping up and prodding the big guy's face.
“I give...” said the big guy, “I'll tell you what you want to know...”
CD looked around and didn't see the Blur anywhere.
“Alright where is it? Tell me or I won't stop....” said CD.
“It is in The Big Menacing Abandoned Warehouse of Thieves.” said the big guy.
“Good, I'll let the cops deal with you.” said CD as he waved an officer over to arrest him, it was a meter maid, but that should still work.
CD ran off to The Big Menacing Abandoned Warehouse of Thieves.
He stood in front of an expansive gray building and looked next to the door and saw a paper recycling bin.
“Wow, Pileofpaper Boy, you are incredible. You beat me here and I thought you were dead!” said CD.
Pileofpaper Boy said nothing.
“There is no time to celebrate, and this is going to be dangerous, you wait out here.” said CD.
Pileofpaper Boy said nothing.
“Good.” CD said, as he entered The Big Menacing Abandoned Warehouse of Thieves.
“We were expecting you.” said a shy voice.
The lights in The Big Menacing Abandoned Warehouse of Thieves, all began to turn on and CD found himself surrounded by men with large guns and one small man.
The one small man approached CD and punched him right between the legs.
“Ha ha, you punched between my legs!” said CD. “Now give it up!”
“Never!” said the one small man, who decided to punch a little bit higher. This punch CD double over.
“Oww....” groaned CD.
The one small man unleashing a flurry of punches and kicks on CD, bringing CD to the floor. Cow Defender began peeling himself off the ground when he looked up flying in through an open window came a shredded newspaper.
CD's eye widened “Pileofpaper Boy! I told you to not come in!!!”
The men with big guns turned to where Cow Defender was looking and opened fire, hitting one of the many gas cans that rested in that area and it blew up. There was a series of explosions and the Big Menacing Abandoned Warehouse of Thieves began to burn.
The sound of sirens filled the air. Police and firemen busted in.
“You are a smart one Cow Defender and we will meet again!” said the one small man. Officer Jack, and the other cops captured the bad people. A thought occurred to CD.
“I had gone in the wrong garage!!! That wasn't the Spud being carried off...” said CD as the cops thanked him, CD bolted out and saw Pileofpaper Boy in the recycle again.
He picked him up.
“Good job Pileofpaper Boy.” said CD.
Pileofpaper Boy said nothing.
They returned to CD's garage, and Cow Defender stared at the Blur.
“I'm glad to see you,” CD said, then followed it up with a victorious hero laugh.
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