CD 4v1:CD v the Cow that Ate Pileofpaper Boy
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Cow Defender with a renewed Talking Ability, was ready to fight evil again. He searched the town over and saw three things that were catching his attention.
1) There was a cow walking around in the middle of traffic and people were yelling at it. People can be so mean when you are cow walking around stopping traffic and eating produce stands.
2) There was a garbage bag full of paper and lettuce in front of the cow.
3) There was a buy 4 get 1 free sale at Phar-Mor for tweezers.
“Pileofpaper Boy!!!! I thought you were dead! What are you doing in that contamination suit?” CD said then he thought about it. Pileofpaper Boy was trying to sneak up to the cow so he could protect it by camouflaging himself with lettuce. Good thinking.. The cow must have figured out that Pileofpaper Boy had good intentions because he was head for him.
Pileofpaper Boy said nothing.
Pileofpaper Boy and the cow stood facing each other. Cars blazing their horns at them, people cussing and throwing things. Good thing Pileofpaper Boy is there or there would be trouble.
The cow bowed his head down, it appeared to Cow Defender that the cow was going to thank PB. Then the cow took a chunk out of Pileofpaper Boy, and began to chew on him.
“Pileofpaper Boy!!!! I will avenge yo... wait, I can't fight a cow....” said CD. He walked over to the cow.
“You spit my sidekick out right now!” said CD.
The cow stared at CD and continued his feast.
“Stop that!” said CD.
The cow didn't.
Cow Defender looked this eater of sidekicks over a few times, and a realization occurred to him. He began punching the cow in the face over and over again, with loud, satisfying thuds after each hit landed. The cow began to sway, and CD landed a solid kick to its jaw.
The cow fell.
“This is a movie set!!! What are you doing Cow Defender!!!! The poor animal!!!!!!” shouted a big movie director.
“Don't worry, it was just a fat zebra, just look it had a mane of hair shaved off the back of its head. It wasn't a cow, so my work here was done.” said CD as he reached into the fat zebra's mouth and pulled out some of Pileofpaper Boy. He tossed the paper pulp onto the rest of PB and carried his injured pile of sidekick away.
CD then walked into Phar-Mor and got five tweezers for the price of four. Yes, it is a good day. PB survived and I got five tweezers. CD returned to his garage victorious again, he felt quite undefeatable.
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