CD 5v1:Cow Defender, Pileofpaper Girl, and The Evil Paper Shredder that is Out of Control
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Cow Defender left Pileofpaper Boy to defend the garage, and now he was beginning to wish he hadn't. He found something, and never before did he wish his sidekick was around more than he did now.
Laying before him was a pile of pink paper, all wadded up.
“Pileofpaper Girl?” said CD.
Pileofpaper Girl said nothing.
He picked up PG and began carrying her back to the garage to meet Pileofpaper Boy.
“I have someone you need to meet PG.... I think you'll get along fine.” said CD.
Pileofpaper Girl said nothing.
“Wow, you are so alike.” said CD.
CD made it back to the garage, and sat Pileofpaper Girl near Pileofpaper Boy.
“You kids talk about things while I am out casing Taco Bell.” said CD.
Pileofpaper Girl and Pileofpaper Boy said nothing.
Cow Defender was walking to the Taco Bell when he heard a sneeze. Cow Defender stopped, and listened. Then there was another one, he could see the source. He ran to the man.
“You have a cold?” said CD.
“Yeah, why?” said the guy with a cold.
“I can help, I have a McLaren that you can use... here are the keys, and I'll right down the address of the place I keep it for you.” said CD as tossed the guy with a cold the keys to the Spud. He wrote down the address of his garage, and handed it to the guy. “Don't worry, I fixed the pipes of it after I used it.
“Ummmm.... ok...” said the guy with the cold. He stared at CD for a little while, and then ran off with the keys and the address.
“Nice guy, I hope it works as well for him as it did for me....” thought CD out loud (by moving his mouth).
He was off to Taco Bell again. A shrill familiar voice interrupted his trip.
“I haven't forgotten you....” said the voice.
“I'm sorry I don't remember you....” said CD.
“I am the one small guy!!!! Don't you forget it!!!” said the one small guy.
“OK, bye. I have to fight Taco Bell.” said CD.
“I'm not done with you, I have made The Evil Paper Shredder that is Out of Control!!” said the one small guy.
“Ok” said CD.
“I have set him to eat all the paper in the city, and I have armed him powerfully enough to take out you, your sidekick, and Condiment Man!!” said the one small guy,
“I am The Evil Paper Shredder that is Out of Control, and I will eat all the paper in the city.” said the Evil Paper Shredder that is Out of Control. It was a huge humanoid hulk, covered with guns, chainsaws, buzzsaws, and nails. It then turned and began eating a trashcan full of old newspapers.
“NOOOOOO!!!! Those could be related to PB or PG!!!” said CD.
“I know.” said the one small guy.
“I will stop you!!” said CD.
CD pulled out the Punisher and began prodding The Evil Paper Shredder that is Out of Control. This appeared to do nothing to it, The Evil Paper Shredder that is Out of Control turned, and began spraying CD with shredded toothpicks, filling him with splinters. The Evil Paper Shredder that is Out of Control turned and began running towards CD's garage.
“Uh oh....” said CD, and then he began to run in pursuit.
CD arrived in his garage in time to see The Evil Paper Shredder that is Out of Control shred poor little innocent PG.
“Pileofpaper Gi....” said CD until he was interrupted by a loud booming voice.
“YOU KILLED MY GIRL... I WIL CRUSH YOU!!” said Pileofpaper Boy.
CD's jaw weant slack.
Pileofpaper Boy advanced on the Evil Paper Shredder that is Out of Control and proceeded to wail on him. He landed crushing blows that dented and shattered many panels of the robot's armour. Sparks were flying, and sizzling could be heard. The Evil Paper Shredder that is Out of Control fell to the ground, dead.
“Wow, good going PB!!!!! said CD.
Pileofpaper Boy said nothing.
Cow Defender wondered who created The Evil Paper Shredder that is Out of Control, and he felt he might never find out. He looked around the garage and wondered where the Spud is, he shrugged to himself, and pulled out one of his five tweezers and began pulling out his splinters, he felt sorry for Pileofpaper Boy, he was traumatized today, and may never talk again.
He lost his one true love, maybe.
-another end
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