the Devil's survey

Which of your parents is the smartest?                 ma                   pa
Who is your least attractive friend?                  _____________________
Who was your best sexual partner?                 _____________________
   why  _______________________________________________________________
           _______________________________________________________________
Who was your worst sexual partner?               _____________________
   why  _______________________________________________________________
           _______________________________________________________________
Which of your friends would you have replace you in your marriage if you were to perish?   _____________________
Which of your friends would you like to replace in their marriage if they were to perish?  _____________________
A one sentence description of the worst lie you've ever told: __________________________________________
  ____________________________________________________________________________________
If you were to wed one of your friends' siblings who would it be?   _____________________
If you were to have sex with one of your friends' siblings who would it be? _____________________
Have you ever flirted with the bad one so your friend could get the good one?                                           yes                       no
If you had to sever ties with two friends, which ones would you pick? _____________________   and _____________________
Who in your life brings the lies out of you?       _______________________________________________________________
Ever had a relationship, and liked a sibling of the person more than the person you were with?                    yes                       no
If there was a mentally deficient person that was a dead ringer for the celebrity that you found most attractive,
    would you have sex with them for that reason alone?                                                                              yes                       no
Have you ever intentionally defamed a friend to better your chances with a love/sex interest?                       yes                       no
Which of your friends would you least like contributing to the gene pool?             _____________________
If you could take over the life of another person, whose would it be?     _____________________
If I could arrange the previous question, at not cost to you, would you take it?   _____________________  (remember what you'd leave behind)
Two people you know that would be a good couple, but don't know it:        _____________________  and  _____________________